My office exists in a land time
forgot.
I am on the third floor of a
building thrown up rapidly as a response to the mass of troops returned from
WWII and funneling into the college system.
The necessity of the building, and the rush to bring it into existence, is
easy to observe in the uneven oblong rooms and amoeba shaped bathrooms. Here is how I believe the architect
drew this baby up ...
Step one: Build an outer rectangle to fit the full size of the plot of land assigned.
Step two: Complete the rectangle
by raising a three story structure.
Architect: "What's that . . . Roof
shape? You're asking about roof shape?!? What part of 'build a fucking
rectangle' don't you understand! Just slap a flat-top on the sucker and add in
the floors like you're making horizontal slices in a cake."
Step three: Add floors to 2nd
and 3rd stories, "Like horizontal slices in a cake." Also, add basement level.
Architect: "Now we wait . . .
Final student numbers still aren't in . . . "
Architect: "Ok we got the
numbers; there are many more than predicted."
Step four: Continuing with Step three's cake analogy, we just found out that this cake needs to feed the whole friggin family, so we have to carve as many pieces as possible into this sonofabitch. Do the dorm rooms the same way. Think Tetris. Make some long skinny ones and some short and fat ones. These are bedrooms for ex-soldiers, god damn it, they'll be happy just to have a warm bed outside of Europe.
Step four: Continuing with Step three's cake analogy, we just found out that this cake needs to feed the whole friggin family, so we have to carve as many pieces as possible into this sonofabitch. Do the dorm rooms the same way. Think Tetris. Make some long skinny ones and some short and fat ones. These are bedrooms for ex-soldiers, god damn it, they'll be happy just to have a warm bed outside of Europe.