From the Archives: The Buttsnuggle

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 | 1 Comment(s)

I rarely re-post.  But this particular gem came early on in my blogging career, and I really feel it could use another introduction.  Enjoy.

This is my first non-totally original post. Which is to say that I wrote it, but i originally wrote it in an email to some friends on 3/31/09. But (pun--you'll see), i think this particular cat is important to let out of the bag and into the big bad world. Feel free to try this out and leave your experiences in the comments. Remember the comments. They're the think that let me know I'm not shouting into deep dark space. Enjoy.


Recently my gf (editors note: now wife!  That's how effective the buttsnuggle is!) and I invented a new "move" that has become a hilarious constant in our living together. I have decided that it is cool enough, in my eyes, to be put to a broader test. That's why I'm sending this email. My gf and I have begun perfecting the "butt snuggle." Now it started with clothes on, but really that is a novice version and ultimately far less fulfilling than the naked version. Here's how it goes. Standing up, both participants pull down their pants, at least in the back, to expose the full butt. Then, you turn facing away and moving your naked asses until they smoosh. Then gently rock your asses back and forth by swiveling your hips in a motion somewhat akin to the Eskimo kiss with noses.
There you have it -- the butt snuggle. Please try it out with your appropriate or non-appropriate people and let me know what you think.

ps. How does one copyright this? I would love to be able to say, "The Buttsnuggle is the registered trademark of Mattitiyahu Inc. and may not be used or reproduced in any form without the written consent of . . . oh fuck it. Reproduce away.

1 comment:

  1. And I thought I knew too much about your hinderparts before...