I mean, think of new expansion teams in the same vain.
The Brooklyn Kikes -- I mean, why keep the "Nets" logo. It's so bland and unappealing. How cool will the basketball players look with peyus twirling down the side of their uniforms and a special "secular" outfit for Saturday games.
The Vancouver Yellowskins -- in an attempt to increase Asian turnout at hocky games, the Canucks decide to revamp their traditional uni's for something a bit more derogatory and defamatory. While the sushi in the stands works out great (until they start throwing it on the ice), fans are caught off guard by the conical rice worker hat logo around the helmets and ExtenZe advertisements everywhere.
And of course
The NFL's new San Francisco Queers -- Rainbow uni's abound as the none too subtle helmet designs were passed around. I mean, a criss-crossed star with a missile heading toward it? Keeping it classy. The other teams always seem tentative to hit the Queers, even the pre-game stretching has taken a turn toward the awkward. It's hard to innocently stretch out your teammate when the unicorns on your spandex pants line up juuuuuuust right when you do so.
If you think these are super offensive and ridiculous, again, I present to you the football team playing in OUR NATIONS CAPITAL: The Washington fucking Redskins. Perhaps we just need a few doses of our own medicine.
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| this kinda says it all |
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| What about Rednecks instead of Redskins? |
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