If you are offended by Jew on Jew humor, stop reading now.

Last night I played poker at a friend's home game.  While in my many respects I have become somewhat of an older statesman among my service industry crowd of friends, I very rarely find myself the "baby of the group".  The unique part of this poker group is that I am the junior member.  Of course, if we were going my maturity level, this equation would be skewed in a number of different directions, so lets stick to chronologically.

Anyway here is a scene from last nights affair:

Me and the other Jewish guy at the table are the only two left in the hand.  With the possibility for two winners and a split pot being fairly likely, "Jacob" (I'll use Jacob so you remember that he's Jewish) decides to crack wise:

Jacob: With the two Jews left, should we just split the chips?

Me: With two Jews left, you throw all the chips on the floor and then we'll SEE how we split the chips!

*laughter*