Pre-School Starting Tomorrow Quickie

Tuesday, January 19, 2010 | 4 Comment(s)

So, I'm pretty narcissistic.  I mean, while this is the only vanity blog i write (upon suggestion from a friend I am thinking of switching my blog tagline too: To Be Read and Reread, Upon My Untimely Demise: The only vanity blog I read. [we'll see]), I do follow my readership with a little ticker on the bottom of the page.  It tells me all sorts of fun stuff like how many people are reading, where they are from, and how long they read for.  And about a week ago, I saw a precipitous jump in my page hits.  My first thought, of course, was that I've "finally cause on." (like I'm been at this for a really long time or something.) But, seeing I have no idea how one would go about popularizing one's blog to less familial readers, this, of course, was not the case.  Turns out, that link I posted of a hot little picture of good old Winnie Cooper in my blog about Larry's Landing caused a lot of internet web searchers (just out for a stroll) to happen upon my quaint little PG-13 blog here.  And my numbers/readership go boom.  But, to me, this is just another example of Winnie Cooper and Larry's coming through for more me yet again.  Did I mention Winnie Cooper.  I think mentioning Winnie Cooper in my blog could really help my readership numbers.  Did I mention my narcissism.  And how about Winnie Cooper?  Oh, I mentioned Winnie Cooper already.  Fair enough.  If only my little web ticker didn't also tell me that most of those hits were only for a for seconds.  But, every 5th or 6th time, the porn searcher stayed and read awhile.  This is amazing to me.  Someone all geared up and ready to go stops to hunker down with my blog.  So.  In there honor.  Winnie Cooper Winnie Cooper Winnie Cooper Winnie Cooper Winnie Cooper.

School starts up again tomorrow.  I am so screwed.  I'm glad we had this talk.


  1. Who the hell is Winnie Cooper?
    Just mention boobies more. Boobies! Viagra! Work at home! Cheat codes! More Boobies!

    For the record, I spent 17 seconds reading this blog post and 12.6 minutes flossing my nostrils while the page was loaded.
    Did I mention boobies?

  2. you forgot to mention butt plugs. and cock rings. handcuffs?

  3. Wow, you don't know who Winnie Cooper is..pity

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