Are you my mommy?

For those of you wondering when the aliens landed, and why you didn't hear about it.  Rest assured.  This little creature is an orphaned baby rhino, currently at an animal rescue facility in Africa.  All I really want to tell you about this picture is that i showed it to a coworker, and her reaction was, "It looks like a tree!"  That's been my favorite comment so far?  Gotta better one? Leave it in the comments.

Second point of order:
If you find yourself today awkwardly milling around the water-cooler, or whatever your office mills around, try this conversation opener:

Say, "Hey guys!  What is your mental image of 'hairy meat.'"  Then pause.  Then just walk away.  

At the very least, you'll have something to talk about over dinner.  You're welcome.