Pump Me Up

Thursday, May 13, 2010 | 3 Comment(s)

I am currently on steroids to clear the mucus out of my lungs (you're welcome). I think this is the perfect time to start hitting the gym in order to getting some definition in my lungs. Big muscle-y Schwarzenegger lungs. But then I worry about the side effects. Will my alveoli (they're not nipples sickos) shrivel up like tiny dehydrated wasabi peas? (you're welcome). Cause man o man. not worth it.


  1. I hate to break it to you, but it's a different type of steroid. I'd love it if you'd try to get some muscle-y lungs, though. Let me know how that turns out.

  2. Hope it works for you. I am still coughing up a lung now and then. Working at Yellowstone is like the first week of school where everyone brings their germs with them. I have been introduced to new kinds of illness, some of which probably come from the cafeteria that is marginal at the best.

  3. I think they prolly mean corticosteroids rather than anabolic steroids. But don't let that stop you from pumping your lungs.

    That bodybuilder pic can't be real. Please tell me that's not real. Dude looks like he got swallowed by an overstuffed leather wing chair. How can his heart supply blood to all that muscle tissue? Remember the movie RoboCop, with the ED-209 prototype? He reminds me of that. Even though it wasn't human at all.