A perfect moment.
My gf was about to get in bed and was holding her water glass.
i was lying on the bed. We were talking. Laughing.
I felt an air bubble in my tummy. Simultaneously I saw that my gf was going for a sip of water.
I timed it perfectly.
The breaking of the wind came both by surprise and with crisp force.
I added a sly look.
She didn't stand a chance. She giggled very briefly as she attempted to stifle what was coming. But almost immediately she let go and accepted the inevitable. She snarfed the water. A fart induced spit-take.
I'd love to tell you all that i didn't take off up the stairs into a victory lap. But, alas, i cannot.
Savor the moments folks. Savor the moments.
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ReplyDeletedoes your taking off up the stairs mean that your mobility has improved that much. if so, that is awesome.
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rest assured loyal followers, the gf will not be out did. the flawless timing and hilarity of the situation has been savored and is now serving as inspiration. revenge is a strong word, let's instead use, redemption. the gears are turning, who knows when the opportunity will present itself, but for all those "how i met your mother" fans, challenge accepted :)
ReplyDelete@Bri. While "taking off" may have more accurately depicted and "scuttled off," my back is much much better. Once i get back in the pool (later this week? this weekend?) hopefully the soreness will recede.
ReplyDelete@gf This has me truly and deeply worried.